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Coduri SMS Fun / Fun SMS
Text: Traducere: Text: Traducere: Text: Traducere: 1-Jan I want sex X-( I'm sick to death (_9_) Glutton 2m Tomorrow :-/ I'm in doubt (:-() Monkey 2n Tonight ;-) Wink asap as soon as possible 2d Today :::) Fake smile bk big kiss 73's Greetings |-) Cool! brb be right back 88's Kisses O:-) Your an angel! bs bullshit (*_*) Pretty girl ((H)) Big hug from me btw by the way :-) I'm happy 8-) I'm wearing glasses cyl see you later :-)) I'm very happy :-# I have a brace ily i love you :-):-) I'm laughing out loud :'-( I have to cry l8r later :`-D I'm laughing tears :-... Broken heart lol laughing out loud %-} Very funny +<:-) I'm religious ly love you :-p Silly :-x Kiss Q: question %-{ Not amused! :-i I smoke suc6 success }:-} Big grin ( Y ) It's bald thnx thanks :-I It doesn't hurts me ( I ) I have an erection waus cool :-( I'm angry (1) :-9 I yearn for you w8 wait :-& I'm angry (2) ( , ) I'm impotent wow with other words :-O I'm angry (3) X-( i'm sick wtf what the fuck :-(( I'm very angry :#) I'm drunk xizz kiss (:-/ Gloomy day (.)(.) Nice round breasts :-$ I'm sick (-( I'm very unhappy (_OO_) Lucky dog (_,,_) Hanning ass :-C I'm disappointed (_13_) Unlucky person Texte: "Sex is like :nokia connecting people,like nike-just do it, like pepsi
ask for more,licke coca-cola enjoi it" ;) "last night i was disperately loocking for you in my bed,i wanted to feel
you on my nacked body, so where have you been ? Stupid pijama " :) "Un grup de cercetatori americani a demonstrat ca persoanele care au
performante slabe la pat citesc mesajele cu degetul mare" "Politia cauta o persoana frumoasa,sexy si deosebit de buna la pat.Deci
tu esti in siguranta,da unde draqu ma ascund yo?" - Pentru sarutari tandre , tasteaza nr. 1. Pentru excitatie maxima
tasteaza nr. 2. Pentru o partida de sex salbatic tasteaza nr. 3. Pentru tot
tasteaza nr. meu! - Adori trupul meu dulce. Iti place cand buzele noastre se ating, esti in al noulea cer cand simti in tine picaturile mele. Cine sunt eu? Coca-Cola!
In urma unor defectiuni tehnice Connex GSM va anunta ca telefonul
dumneavoastra va vibra intens.Profitati de ocazie si bagati-l in cur.
The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed.Today I'll know better,so I'll write it in my letter.In my bed I've seen so many faces,so I'll fuck you at different places Sex is good,sex is funny, all the people fuck for money!If you think love is funny, fuck yourself and safe the money!!! I like your style ... I like your class ... but most of all I like your ass Remember that you are unique... just like everybody else! 20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one shit is now holding his mobile in his hand Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world. In case of fire read this message.....................................I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOT!! The word HELLO means: H=How are you? E=Evrything alright? L=Like 2 hear from you! L=Love 2 see you soon O=Obviously I miss you..SO, HELLO No boys no love, no love no sex, no sex no people, no people no school, no school no problems Te vreau! Te doresc! Vreau sa te trag in pat, sa te fac sa tremuri, sa tranpiri, sa-ti arda corpul.Pana la urma tot a mea vei fi. Semnat: GRIPA
i-am cerut lui Dumnezeu o floare, El mi-a dat o gradina de trandafiri, i-am
cerut lui Dumnezeu o casa, El mi-a dat un palat, i-am spus lui Dumnezeu ca
pe lume nu sunt prosti, iar El mi-a dat numarul tau...
Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people) like NIKE (just do it) like PEPSI
(ask for more) like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and like YOU (too good to
be true...
Va reamintim ca incepand cu data de 14.04.2002 veti fi taxat in functie de
marimea penisului, cu cat este mai mic veti plati mai putin, deci dvs veti
vorbi gratis!
era o noapte fierbinte de vara, te-ai lipit de trupul meu asudat si-ai inceput sa sugi, si ai supt, si ai supt, si te-am strivit tantar nenorocit
sex is a sensation caused by temptation when a man puts his location in a
women destination do u get my explanation or do u need a demonstration?
Upon receiving this text u must send it to 1 person u like, 1 person u hate, 1 person u like to love and 1 person u want to fuck. Now think about why i sent it to u.....
Azi au gasit un cadavru neidentificat, mic, urat, chel si fara creier. Mi
s-a facut frica, spune-mi ca traiesti!
A hug leads to a kiss. a kiss leads to a lick, a lick leads to a suck, a suck leads to a fuck!So....do u want a hug???
they say a cigarette takes 15 minutes of your life and a good sex makes it
longer with 5 minutes....Smokers fuck for your life!!!!
Cei care citesc mesajele in jos cu degetu' mare au scula mica.
La ora asta 8700 de oameni se gandesc la sex, 3400 au facut-o deja, 2400 urmeaza sa o faca, numai unul sta si se holbeaza la telefonul mobil.:) Sunt un virus sexual al mobilelor,am patruns in tastele telefonului tau si chiar acum fac sex cu buricul degetului tau,iar tie iti place pt ca zambesti Cele 4 minuni ale femeii:se uda fara sa intre in apa,sangereaza fara sa se taie,dau lapte fara sa pasca,si vorbesc fara sa fie intrebate Aseara te-am cautat...am vrut sa ma incalzesti,sa te simt aproape de pielea mea,unde ai fost...pijama afurisita? Sex is evil,sex is a sin,sins are forgiven so let's begin! Vroiam doar sa stii cat de mult inseamna prietenia noastra pt mine:Daca am fi pe un vapor care se scufunda si cu o sg.vesta de salvare...Mi-ar fi f dor de tine! Sex is like math:add the bed,substract the clothes,divide the legs,multiply the orgasm! Sexul e ca ninsoarea:niciodata nu stii cat o sa dureze si la cati cm o sa ajunga Te-am zarit,te-am aruncat in pat,am venit peste tine,te-am patruns,te-am incalzit,..nu te speria..sunt eu..gripa ta! Pt un sarut tasteaza 1,pt o imbratisare tasteaza 2,pt o noapte de neuitat
tasteaza 3,iar pt toate astea...tasteaza numarul meu. Gandeste-te la cel mai dulce lucru, inmulteste-l cu infinit, aduna o
eternitate si vei stii cat imi lipsesti. Vorbesc cu canapeaua si flirtez cu televizorul. Da-mi un mesaj inainte sa
incep sa fac avansuri frigiderului!
Nu plange ca s-a terminat ci zambeste ca s-a intamplat!
A iubi o ora e ceva animalic,o zi e ceva omenesc,o viata intreaga e ceva ingeresc,dar a iubi toata viata o singura fiinta e divin! Dragostea e lucrul acela intangibil care ne face multumiti cu ceea ce avem si nemultumiti de ceea ce suntem. Inima unui indragostit e ca o usa,se deschide atunci cand nu te astepti si nu intotdeauna la usa este cine trebuie. A iubi inseamna a daarui mereu,pana ce simti ca te stingi.Si
totusi,daruind iubire,nu te mistui,ci...traiesti! Prietenia este asemenea unei iubiri fara aripi... Daca nu ai iubi, cum ai putea pretui orbitoarea lumina a soarelui si
mangaietoarea lumina a lunii?
Vroiam sa-ti trimit ceva incitant, inteligent, frumos si sexi, dar din
pacate nu incap pe ecranul telefonului
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